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| DaG | Jun 24 2013, 08:02 PM Post #76 |
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Top Button Wanker
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Somalians refuse to shoot. |
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| Vardy’s Mum | Jun 24 2013, 08:09 PM Post #77 |
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I'll tear your throat out
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I just hung around with a ciggy on and waited for the little kid's ball to come in my direction, and then hoofed it out of the playground. Have it. Nah not me, I was a good lad. Highlights of my playground career include saving a key penalty right as the end of lunch whistle went. I was playing with my brother and all the kids in his year, 3 years ahead of me, and saved the spot kick from the school's star player Carl Broadbent. Very proud moment, my bro and his mates jumped on me like we'd won the world cup. The second clearest memory is hitting the sweetest volley ever from a dropping ball and it smashing my mate who was about 6 feet away right in the bollocks. It literally lifted him off the ground because he was only a little lad, and he was down for about 5 minutes. The third and final memory was during 6th form. I was coming from the canteen to join in with a game my mates had already got going, and I just ran in a wailed the ball as hard as I could not caring about the direction, and it hit some poor bird sitting on a wall straight in the face and knocked her off the back of the wall. I quickly turned and walked away, leaving her there crying with her mates all gathered around. |
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| Phil | Jun 24 2013, 08:16 PM Post #78 |
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YNWA
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I got in so many fights with older lads for booting there ball over the fence |
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| AntMcfc | Jun 24 2013, 08:17 PM Post #79 |
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POTY
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| Scholes | Jun 24 2013, 08:35 PM Post #80 |
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Nothing's as it seems
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Haha yeh, football at lunch time was the highlight of my day. In year three and four there were about 9 of us that would play, and it was me and two other lads against the remaining 5 or 6 every time, dunno why we did it like that but we were so far ahead of the rest of our class we just organised it like that. Jumpers for goalposts and the arguments over whether or not it went in. |
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| Vardy’s Mum | Jun 24 2013, 08:45 PM Post #81 |
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I'll tear your throat out
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Getting sent to stand against the wall by a dinner lady for a bad tackle. |
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| Phil | Jun 24 2013, 09:05 PM Post #82 |
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Lmao trigs story just reminded me of the time i absolutely booted the legs of this nig from Zimbabwe i used to bully while playing football and the next day he brought in shin pads to wear at break time
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| erm307 | Jun 24 2013, 09:58 PM Post #83 |
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God
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In year 5 myself and another guy got asked by the teacher to move up and play with the year 6 bunch. She was a PE teacher and didn't know anything about football. I was always a striker at this point, and she told me to go on and play left midfield. I threw a strop, called her a cow and ran off to the cloakroom lmao. I moved around a lot when I was younger too, so I was playing for a few different football teams. One of them I joined and in my first session the manager asked me and another new kid which position we played. I told him striker and he must have completely forgotten because he played me at centre back the whole year that I lived there alongside the other new kid (who was actually a defender). Ended up being quite a good experience playing there. I remember sprinting back after a shot when the keeper had come out and missed the ball and clearing it off the line. Pure hero. |
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| erm307 | Jun 24 2013, 10:01 PM Post #84 |
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God
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Told a right smack in the balls in year 11 too. We organised a lunchtime game on the school field against our year 10 bunch. It was primarily a rugby school so there weren't many great footballers in my year. Only about 5/6 of us who were above average in a year of 95 or so students. Right from kick off I chased down a long ball. Their keeper came out and their defender was running back. Both left the ball to the other and I nipped it between them to poke it past the keeper, but in doing so one of them smacked me right in balls trying to stop me getting to it. Half the school watching from the side of the field haha. |
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| AntMcfc | Jun 24 2013, 10:14 PM Post #85 |
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POTY
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I've said this before, but 95 people in a school year, that is absolute gay. |
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| Clancy | Jun 24 2013, 10:17 PM Post #86 |
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honest abe never lied
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My sister goes to a school with 4a and 4b or whatever. Too many kids. |
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| AntMcfc | Jun 24 2013, 10:21 PM Post #87 |
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POTY
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There were well over 300 kids in my school year during year 7-11. Wouldn't want it any other way, such a diverse selection of vadge. |
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ChrissyG11
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Jun 24 2013, 10:24 PM Post #88 |
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No means Yes.
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I can remember at a point in Year 6 the girls started wanting to play football as well and started joining in our matches. We allowed it for a bit but inevitably it started to piss us off as the matches were serious business, so i took one for the team and made myself public enemy #1 for about a week by politely telling them to fuck off. |
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| Clancy | Jun 24 2013, 10:37 PM Post #89 |
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honest abe never lied
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Ahh, thought he was on about Primary school in fairness. |
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| Phil | Jun 25 2013, 08:32 AM Post #90 |
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YNWA
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We had 380 people in my year |
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