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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 13 2011, 03:41 PM (785 Views) | |
| AntMcfc | Dec 13 2011, 03:41 PM Post #1 |
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POTY
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Fletcher forced to take 'extended break' Manchester United have confirmed that midfielder Darren Fletcher will take an "extended break" from football for health reasons. Fletcher has made nine starts for United in all competitions this season but over the past 12 months he has missed long periods due to what the club described as a virus. United have now revealed that Fletcher has been suffering from ulcerative colitis and has been advised by doctors that he should take a break from representing United and Scotland in order to focus on his recovery. A club statement read: "Over the past year he has had several absence periods which we have attributed to a viral illness in order to respect his right to medical confidentiality. Darren has, in fact, been suffering from ulcerative colitis (a chronic inflammatory bowel condition) for some time preceding this. "Whilst he was able to maintain remission of symptoms for a considerable period this has proved more difficult recently and Darren’s continued desire to play and his loyalty to both his club and country has probably compromised the chances of optimising his own health and fitness. "He has therefore accepted medical advice to take an extended break from the demands of training and playing in order to afford the best chance possible of achieving full remission once again. "We request that his privacy is respected and hope that the removal of the additional stress associated with speculation regarding his health will also aid his recovery." Fletcher, who emerged from the youth academy to become a first-team star at Old Trafford, has made 300 appearances for United, winning four titles, the FA Cup, two League Cups and the Champions League. In March he signed a new deal with United that ties him to the club until the summer of 2015. News of Fletcher's illness comes just days after the club confirmed captain Nemanja Vidic will miss the remainder of the season due to a cruciate ligament injury. |
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| MattyCantona | Dec 13 2011, 04:12 PM Post #2 |
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Thierry Henry
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Yeh, saw this on the official site...Terrible news I hope he gets well soon..
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Mr. LVG, this is Ed. Ed's the winner for our Key103 'Meet Van Gaal' competition. | |
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| DaG | Dec 13 2011, 06:07 PM Post #3 |
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Top Button Wanker
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Bloody diarrhea lol, sounds horrible. Good thing I haven't had anything like that...yet. |
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| rollingstone | Dec 13 2011, 06:59 PM Post #4 |
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Viru
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I seem to remember you shitting blood a few times DaGbert, won't be long. |
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| ZeeZoo | Dec 13 2011, 07:06 PM Post #5 |
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Ronaldinho
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Wow, you got Colon cancer, Mert? |
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| Vardy’s Mum | Dec 13 2011, 07:39 PM Post #6 |
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I'll tear your throat out
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He's got piles, as do I. |
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| DaG | Dec 13 2011, 07:42 PM Post #7 |
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I've had it in my shite once lol, its not a problem. My problem is constipation, need to up my fiber intake. |
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| Vardy’s Mum | Dec 13 2011, 07:43 PM Post #8 |
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I'll tear your throat out
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Kashi Go Lean. |
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| DaG | Dec 13 2011, 08:13 PM Post #9 |
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The warning signs were there for Fletcher #mufc http://twitpic.com/7svo2a |
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| Scholes | Dec 13 2011, 08:16 PM Post #10 |
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Nothing's as it seems
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I haven't had diarrhoea in ages. |
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| AntMcfc | Dec 13 2011, 08:29 PM Post #11 |
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POTY
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I had the sloppiest shit ever on Sunday morning. Indian meal Saturday night, followed by way too much to drink, followed by an early start = shit everywhere. |
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| Scholes | Dec 13 2011, 08:31 PM Post #12 |
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Nothing's as it seems
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Lmao, nice wording. |
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| GunnerBoy | Dec 13 2011, 09:34 PM Post #13 |
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Prediction & Scorers Double 13/14
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No one can shit as quickly as me |
"3-0, easy win. I'll quit the forum if we lose, we're not Arsenal mate we sort our business." Ant on the FA Cup final 15/4/2013
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| Artrun | Dec 14 2011, 09:05 AM Post #14 |
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Francesco
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No one can shit as slowly as me. Also, get well soon Fletcher. BTW, Ando, Clevs, Fletch all out... who do we have left in midfield?! It's getting close to critical. |
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| ManYou | Dec 14 2011, 11:34 AM Post #15 |
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Thierry Henry
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Anderson and Cleverley will back by the New Year, won't they? I think Fergie might be tempted to dip into the market for a player this January. In fact, unless I'm mistaken on the cup-tie rules, our CL exit means we have a better pool of players to pick from who can also play European football for us! |
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I hope he gets well soon..








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