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| Liverpool FC are back!!! King Kenny has changed everything; Andy Carroll+Luis Suarez | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 3 2011, 10:02 PM (9,354 Views) | |
| Homer | Feb 3 2011, 10:02 PM Post #1 |
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Rightly or wrongly there has been continuous hatred towards Liverpool now I dont have a problem if you dislike the Merseyside club but if you're not going to be objective then dont bother sprouting aload of bullshit. The last 18 months have been calamitous and yeh you know what at times I have even enjoyed their fall from grace but overall I respect and admire them too much to get any great satisfaction. The Liverpool fans are proper supporters they know their football they aren't stupid plastic glory hunting unappreciative spoilt fuckfaces like another team are they are special and loyal supporters. Everytime I listen to YNWA it sends chills through my spine on a European night there is nowhere better this club has class tradition and values another club near could only wish to have such a theme tune. You people were having a field day on deadline day admittedly I was laughing until I almost went blue when I saw about Andy Carroll but for many of you this is a personal tirade against LFC. I've heard and seen it all "Liverpool are finished Liverpool are a small club what a shit pathetic joke they really are" etc etc all this just because pool massively overspent on one player but if Liverpool had made a great signing would you have praised them? no fuck off you wouldn't have its so easy to mock and criticise however its not so easy congratulating or having anything positive to say. What makes me such a great poster is that im unbias and objective many of you gimps can't even see or admit the truth which is why I am here to put things straight and settle a score. To spend 35m on a striker who this time one year ago was a championship player who had just 4 goals to his name one that is now the 8th most expensive player of all time ...........fucking hilarious I cant deny it folks. Carroll is easily at least 15 odd million over valued HOWEVER I hear many of you say "what has he ever done" but what you need to understand is Liverpool aren't buying him for his pedigree they have splashed out on him for his potential. Im personally not his biggest fan in the world but at the same token I rate him very highly and believe he will become a great player I have no doubt that this geordie will be a future international regular with England. What I really like about Carroll is that the lad is a classic old fashioned English No.9 that commodity is becoming rare many Newcastle fans believed they have just lost the new Jackie Milburn that speaks for itself. At the end of the day who gives a flying fuck if he cost 2 shillings 20m or 35m as longs he produces the goods the amount of money paid for him becomes pretty irreverent e.g Toure cost 16M while Kompany cost 6m does that make Toure the better defender? Money is not the issue here it all comes down to the level of performance the best compliment I can give to Andy Carroll is that every premierleague club would love to have him I would be bouncing from here to New Zealand if he was a gooner. Jealousy brings out the worst in people........I have made my feelings towards Suarez so blatently clear even though he cost my Ghana and destroyed my dreams during the summer I can never hate him for his actions because I love Luis too much. The fans at Ajax adored and love him not just because of his quality and goals but more so because of his professionalism his desire to win and his commitment to the cause also unlike Torres he left his former club in a very dignified Suarez like manner. I have highlighted what disgraceful comments Ant Clayton had made in another topic he should be ashamed of himself this kid never seems to learn he is so stuck in his own world. I think he'll probably do ok in the league, but not well enough to justify a big £23m price tag, kind of a Kuyt type signing Probably do ok? lol you have such inspiring confidence jeez man you have to be joking because believe me by the summer this Uruguyan will already be a Kop hero I would go as far as saying he will make a bigger impact than ANY of the winter signings. I truely meant everything that I said before El Pistolero will go on and be a sensational player even though in my eyes he already is. Dirk Kuyt? they both played in the Eredivise both scored a bucket load of goals and both were club captains for their respective clubs but thats where the comparison ends. Even at Feyenoord Kuyt was a bit of a grafter he never really had any special technical qualities he was a CF in his native Holland but quickly after arriving at Liverpool Benitez knew he had neither the pace or skills to replicate that. I wont speak about this man you call Dirk Kuyt anymore I find it disgusting and degranding you wouldn't like it if someone called Dzeko a Crouch type signing although at least there is actually some truth in this. If you had to compare Suarez to anyone I would suggest perhaps Tevez in the sense that Tevez is not just a hard worker he is also artful clever lethal prolific and can drop deep to make things happen. To even suggest he wont justify a "big 23m price tag" is at best ludicrous especially if you look at the market and see higher fees for players not anywhere as good as Suarez and if you're telling me Torres is worth more than double what Suarez is worth then I'd recommend you go and see a doctor. What do you expect him to cost? he has been touted as one of Europe's most wanted players for several years and he is a top class international player imo 23m is a great deal and eventually this fee will become an absolute bargain. You have to pay for quality and bouy Suarez has that alright..............I can't see a man of Suarez's ability ever being a huge hit like Torres was. A man of Suarez's ability.............let me tell you something when Torres left Atletico Madrid many people were sceptical some even bizarrely said Fernando wasn't quick enough. I believed in Torres but it has to be said even I was surprised by the immediate impact that he made basically between 07-09 El Nino was virtually untouchable. Luis Suarez may not be as explosive as Torres but I have huge huge faith and belief in this boy there are no limits he can be as good as he wants to be. His technical qualities are second to none he scores goals from all area's despite not being the tallest he's ace in the air and one thing Ant rightly mentioned is that Suarez is very versatile. With Ajax he loved attacking from the wide area's a bit like Henry used to do at Arsenal people just dont realise how crafty and clever this guy is everything he does is with a purpose. You know what Torres might have been a star for a few season's but longevity wise Suarez will be a far greater player he will endear himself to everyone associated with Liverpool the fans will love him far far more than they ever loved Nando. Fernando only ever thought about himself just look at his body language he isn't a winner or a fighter when has Torres ever worked for the team with the Spaniard its simple the case of "I" before team. Luis will always sacrifice himself for the sake of the team how many other players would have done what he did in S.A? it shows that he would be willing to ruin his reputation for the good of his team. The incredible thing about Suarez is he will run all over the pitch just so he can win the ball or so he can help enginer an attack people look at his strike record but his assist contribution is equally as impressive. Suarez will handle the physicallty of the PL with ease believe me he is a tough cookie you wont see him rolling around like a pansy faggot or will he be using hand expressions going "mumma mia". After all, they've just purchased a £35m beanpole, you don't buy the world's most expensive beanpole and not grow any beans, so I think Liverpool will be hitting long and hoping a lot this season which essentialy takes Suarez out of the game. On the whole, a flop of a signing. Not a bad player, but I don't think he's of the required ability to establish himself as one of the league's best. HAHAHAHAHAHA this kid this kid you know what the funny thing is Ant loves Edin Dzeko so much but guess what Ant I hate to break the news to you but Dzeko is exactly the same height as the "beanpole" you refer to as Andy Carroll mmm does this mean Dzeko is a beanpole too? does this mean City hit long hopeful balls to Dzeko? No shitting no. Im not for one minute comparing Carroll to Dzeko but they are the same height and are simular-ish players this is where you contradict yourself mate it just proves what kind of attitude you have towards Liverpool. Who are these long ball hitters you speak of?? aside from Gerrard I fail to grasp where you're finding all these long ball merchants. Liverpool haven't exactly played the most flamboyant football in the last few years infact they have been utterly dire and shite but at no stage have the Merseysiders been booting it 100miles in the air. Yet again in your mind you think just because Carroll is tall that he cant play at all well sonny you couldn't be any more wrong if you tried. Despite obviously being top notch aerially most of Carroll's goals actually come from his feet being 6ft tall doesn't mean jack shit he has pretty nimble footwork and his shooting/finishing aint half bad either. Suarez and Carroll will be a deadly partnership they will be a deadly duo if I was Kenny I would play a 4-2-3-1 although he can sometimes play 4-4-2 if need be. Reina Johnson Carragher Agger Auerlio Meireles Lucas Kuyt Gerrard Suarez Carroll A flop of a signing imaooooooooo pleaseeeee a City fan talking about flops this is incredible Man City have had so many flops the club has decided to publish it's own dictionary. YOU'VE BEEN TAKING THE FUCKING MICKEY FOR TOO LONG ANT GET THIS RIGHT READ MY LIPS ANDY CARROLL AND LUIS SUAREZ ARE GOING TO BE A DEVASTATING DUO THEY WILL COMBINE SO WELL TOGETHER THEY ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER ITS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. LUIS SUAREZ LIKES BEING THE SECOND STRIKER WHILE ANDY CARROLL IS A TRADITIONAL NO.9 THIS IS A DREAM STRIKEFORCE YOU PEOPLE CAN ALL LAUGH AT LIVERPOOL BUT YOU HAD BETTER BELIEVE IT KING KENNY IS BUILDING A REVIVAL IT WILL TAKE TIME IT WONT JUST HAPPEN OVERNIGHT IT WILL TAKE WORKHARD SHEER DESIRE AND MUCH MORE BUT JUST YOU WAIT. 3 WINS ON THE TROT NOW FOR KENNY THINGS REALLY ARE STARTING TO LOOK UP FOR THE SCOUSERS THEY HADNT WON 3 IN PHMMMMMMM ????? THE MESSIAH HAS DONE IT AGAIN HE WILL GET THE BEST OUT OF GERRARD AND THEN THATS WHEN YOU WILL SEE THE REAL LIVERPOOL IF THEY MANAGE TO FINISH IN THE TOP 6 THIS SEASON THAT WOULD BE AN INCREDIBLE ACHIEVEMENT. LIKE IT OR LUMP IT LIVERPOOL ARE ON THE UP THE OWNERS ARE SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS PEOPLE THEYRE ULTIMATE WINNERS THEY WONT FUCK ABOUT THEY WILL GIVE KENNY ALL THE CASH HE NEEDS TO BUILT A STRONG SQUAD BYE BYE ROY SENILE HODGSON THE LIKES OF KONCHESKY AND ALL THE OTHER BOLLOCKS YOU HAVE BOUGHT WILL BE SENT OUT OF THE WINDOW HES HALF A GIRL HES HALF A BOY TORRES TORRES HE LOOKS JUST LIKE A LADYBOY TORRES TORRES HE WAS A RED HE TOOK THE KNOCK AND NOW HES SUCKING DROGBAS COCK FERNANDO TORRES TERRY WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE FUCCCCCKKKKK OFFFF YOU SCUM YOU JUDAS YOU TRAITOR GO BURN AND DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT BREAK A LEG CUNTFACE I CANT WAIT UNTIL SUNDAY YOUR GOING TO FUCKING GET IT I WILL SCREAM AND GIVE YOU SO MUCH ABUSE I REALLY WANT TO SMASH YOUR GIRLY FACE IN FERNANDO YPUR THE ULTIMATE PUBLIC ENEMY NO.1 I HATE WANKERS LIKE YOU THERES NO LOYALTY IN FOOTBALL ANYMORE YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF FUCK ALL THOSE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ACROSS THE PLANET MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE ON SUNDAY GOOD LUCK POOL I WILL BE FIGHTING WITH YOU ALL THE WAY ON SUNDAY TEACH THOSE CHAV SCUM A LESSON COME ONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! ![]() HE BITES DEFENDERS AND MAKES THEM CRY! SUAREZ SUAREZ HE IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THE VERY BEST DONT YOU DARE DOUBT MY WORDS ANYONE WHO ARGUES WITH MOI WILL BE IN SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT I MADE THIS THREAD TO PUT AN END TO ALL THIS NONSENSE JUST THINKING ABOUT TORRES MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL I HAVE TO STAY CALM EVEN THOUGH I REALLY DO WANT TO SMASH SOME PEOPLES FACES IN YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY HE LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS BEST IM WAITING FOR YOU FERNANDO BURN IN HELL YOUR NOT A PATCH ON SUAREZ THEREEEEE HE IS YOU BEAUTY IVE DECIDED IM GOING TO GROW MY HAIR SO I HAVE IT JUST LIKE CARROLL IVE BEEN HAVING THE SHORT CREW LOOK FOR TOO LONG NOW. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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| paddypower | Feb 3 2011, 10:25 PM Post #2 |
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Wooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what a fucking post. Spot on in virtually everything you said. Someone pin this. |
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| erm307 | Feb 3 2011, 10:36 PM Post #3 |
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COME ONNN LIVERPOOOOLLLLL SMASH THAT CHELSEA SHIT |
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| paddypower | Feb 3 2011, 10:39 PM Post #4 |
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HANG OUT THE BACK OF THEM |
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| elcule | Feb 3 2011, 10:49 PM Post #5 |
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Hahahahaha great post, the only argument I have with it is where you said Carroll scores most of his goals with his feet; fact it that he is rather one dimensional and will score a lot of his goals from getting on the end of crosses, be that with his head or his feet. Otherwise it's class, I'm really looking forward to seeing Suarez properly as I think, like you, he will prove to be a big hit. Let's hope so anyway, will be nice to see them climb the table
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| I BOW TO RAIDZ | Feb 4 2011, 02:15 AM Post #6 |
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living la vida loca
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Best post of the year, I can't do it justice but just know I'm clapping like a fucking seal. Liverpool got raped by mike Ashley but they are now a better team. Add a winger and one or two defenders and their first team will be as good as any. Btw you are very biased against united homer, but that's for another day. |
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| MattyCantona | Feb 4 2011, 02:16 AM Post #7 |
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Thierry Henry
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Mr. LVG, this is Ed. Ed's the winner for our Key103 'Meet Van Gaal' competition. | |
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| Scholes | Feb 4 2011, 03:02 AM Post #8 |
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Nothing's as it seems
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LMAO. Liverpool have been a pretty avarage team for the last 20 years domestically but maybe they can now return to those levels under the guidance of KK. |
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| paddypower | Feb 4 2011, 03:14 AM Post #9 |
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Fergie has never won a division title while KK has been managing Liverpool. And he outspent him until he left. King Kenny>Whiskey nose |
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| Scholes | Feb 4 2011, 03:29 AM Post #10 |
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Fergie has never won a division title while David O'Leary has been in charge of Villa. O'Leary > Fergie. |
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| paddypower | Feb 4 2011, 03:32 AM Post #11 |
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Spot on. |
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| Scholes | Feb 4 2011, 03:34 AM Post #12 |
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On a serious note, O'Leary is a better manager than Dalglish. |
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| paddypower | Feb 4 2011, 03:35 AM Post #13 |
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Lol. |
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| Scholes | Feb 4 2011, 04:46 AM Post #14 |
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O'Leary is a top top manager. |
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| Phil | Feb 4 2011, 10:05 AM Post #15 |
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YNWA
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WHAT AN EPIC POST WE ARE A BETTER TEAM NOW BRING ON SCUMMY CHELSEA PEOPLE THAT SAY WE HAVE NOONE WHO WILL SUPPLY CARROOLLLLL MAYBE YOU SHOULD START WATCHING LIVERPOOL TO SEE HOW MANY BALLS JOHNSON AND KELLY GET IN OR POSITIONS THEY GET IN TO CROSS BUT THERES NOONE TO ATTACK THE BALL.. CUE CARROLL.. JOHNSON EVEN HAD TO GET ON THE END OF A KELLY CROSS THE OTHER DAY CAUSE THERE WAS NOONE ELSE.. WE WILL COME 5th FUCK TOTTENHAM |
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now I dont have a problem if you dislike the Merseyside club but if you're not going to be objective then dont bother sprouting aload of bullshit. The last 18 months have been calamitous and yeh you know what at times I have even enjoyed their fall from grace but overall I respect and admire them too much to get any great satisfaction. The Liverpool fans are proper supporters they know their football they aren't stupid plastic glory hunting unappreciative spoilt fuckfaces like another team are they are special and loyal supporters. Everytime I listen to YNWA it sends chills through my spine
on a European night there is nowhere better this club has class tradition and values another club near could only wish to have such a theme tune. You people were having a field day on deadline day admittedly I was laughing until I almost went blue when I saw about Andy Carroll but for many of you this is a personal tirade against LFC. I've heard and seen it all "Liverpool are finished Liverpool are a small club what a shit pathetic joke they really are" etc etc all this just because pool massively overspent on one player but if Liverpool had made a great signing would you have praised them? no fuck off you wouldn't have its so easy to mock and criticise however its not so easy congratulating or having anything positive to say. What makes me such a great poster is that im unbias and objective many of you gimps can't even see or admit the truth which is why I am here to put things straight and settle a score. To spend 35m on a striker who this time one year ago was a championship player who had just 4 goals to his name one that is now the 8th most expensive player of all time
...........fucking hilarious I cant deny it folks. Carroll is easily at least 15 odd million over valued HOWEVER I hear many of you say "what has he ever done" but what you need to understand is Liverpool aren't buying him for his pedigree they have splashed out on him for his potential. Im personally not his biggest fan in the world but at the same token I rate him very highly and believe he will become a great player I have no doubt that this geordie will be a future international regular with England. What I really like about Carroll is that the lad is a classic old fashioned English No.9 that commodity is becoming rare many Newcastle fans believed they have just lost the new Jackie Milburn that speaks for itself. At the end of the day who gives a flying fuck if he cost 2 shillings 20m or 35m as longs he produces the goods the amount of money paid for him becomes pretty irreverent e.g Toure cost 16M while Kompany cost 6m does that make Toure the better defender?
Money is not the issue here it all comes down to the level of performance the best compliment I can give to Andy Carroll is that every premierleague club would love to have him I would be bouncing from here to New Zealand if he was a gooner. Jealousy brings out the worst in people........
although at least there is actually some truth in this. If you had to compare Suarez to anyone I would suggest perhaps Tevez in the sense that Tevez is not just a hard worker he is also artful clever lethal prolific and can drop deep to make things happen. To even suggest he wont justify a "big 23m price tag" is at best ludicrous especially if you look at the market and see higher fees for players not anywhere as good as Suarez and if you're telling me Torres is worth more than double what Suarez is worth then I'd recommend you go and see a doctor. What do you expect him to cost? he has been touted as one of Europe's most wanted players for several years and he is a top class international player imo 23m is a great deal and eventually this fee will become an absolute bargain. You have to pay for quality and bouy Suarez has that alright..............

HE IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THE VERY BEST DONT YOU DARE DOUBT MY WORDS ANYONE WHO ARGUES WITH MOI WILL BE IN SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT I MADE THIS THREAD TO PUT AN END TO ALL THIS NONSENSE JUST THINKING ABOUT TORRES MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL I HAVE TO STAY CALM EVEN THOUGH I REALLY DO WANT TO SMASH SOME PEOPLES FACES IN YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY HE LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS BEST IM WAITING FOR YOU FERNANDO BURN IN HELL















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