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| I Wish I Never Fucking Watched That Second Half | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 4 2010, 10:14 PM (260 Views) | |
| Scholes | Nov 4 2010, 10:14 PM Post #1 |
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Nothing's as it seems
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LIVERPOOL WERE FUCKING SHIT, ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT AND DIDN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE GETTING AN EQUALISER TONIGHT. STEVEN GERRARD DID FUCK ALL APART FROM LOOK LIKE A LETHARGIC OLD MAN MISPLACING PASSES AND MAKING LOOSE TOUCHES...THEN LIVERPOOL GET A FREE-KICK 25 YARDS FROM GOAL WHICH GERRARD MISSES BY ABOUT A YARD, BUT THE BUILD-UP TO THE FREE-KICK MADE ME SICK...THE SAME OLD TYPICAL SHIT 'HOW MANY TIMES HAS GERRARD SAVED LIVERPOOL IN THE PAST?'...HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO WE HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT THIS OVEREXAGGERATED MYTH......I SAID TO ANT DURING THE GAME THAT I HOPED THE COMMENTATORS GOT STABBED THEY WERE DOING MY FUCKING NUT IN...THE CO-COMMENTATOR (WHO ON REFLECTION MIGHT'VE BEEN DAVID PLEAT) WAS TELLING US HOW WHEN GERRARD PULLS BOTH SOCKS UP HE ALWAYS GOES FOR THE SHOT AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS SOME KIND OF OBERSERVANT GENIUS WHILST THE MAIN COMMENTATOR WAS WAKING OFF HIS ATTENTION TO DETAIL, WHICH WILL PROBABLY TURN OUT TO BE RUBBISH ANYWAY. BUT NEVER MIND THAT...WHAT A FUCKING HORRENDOUS BACKPASS TO THE KEEPER THAT WAS, IT WAS SOMETHING YOU'D ACTUALLY EXPECT FROM STEVEN GERRARD HIMSELF BUT THE WANKAGE HE GOT FOR SCORING THAT WAS UNREAL...FAIR PLAY YOU READ THE BACKPASS WHICH WAS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING COMING AND YOU SLID IN BRIGHTLY BUT YOU WILL NOT SEE HIM SCORE A SHITTIER GOAL ALL SEASON...SO STEVEN GERRARD SAVES HE DAY AGAIN WITH A SHIT GOAL AND HE'S GETTING FUCKING WANKED OVER...5-10 MINUTES LATER AND THEY START TALKING ABOUT HOW LIVERPOOL HAVE DOMINATED THE GAME IN THE SECOND HALF AND HOW GERRARD IS RESPONSIBLE FOR IT GERRARD WAS FUCKING AVERAGE AS YOU LIKE AND HAD FUCK ALL TO DO WITH LIVERPOOL'S DOMINANCE OF POSSESSION...85THMINUTE AND JOHNSON WINS A SHIT PENALTY THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN GIVEN AWAY SO STEP UP THE SAVIOUR, THE ONE AND ONLY, MY LIVERPOOL STEVEN GERRARD TO SAVE THE DAY AGAIN...YEH, YEH, NICE PENALTY, GREAT PENALTY TAKER, BUT IT'S A FUCKING PENALTY THAT HE HAD NO HAND IN WINNING AND IT JUST INCREASES THE WANKAGE EVEN MORE AND IT SICKENS ME......GERRARD'S PERFORMANCE WAS ABOUT A 6/10 I'D SAY HE DID BOOST IT TO A 7 WITH HIS THIRD GOAL AND ONLY PROPER GOAL OF THE GAME ASTHAT WAS A NICE CONFIDENCE-INSPIRED FINISH ALBEIT OCCURING VIA SHIT SHIT DEFENDING...GERRARD IS JUST A EUROPA LEAGUE PLAYER WHOSE BEST DAYS ARE WELL BEHIND HIM I'M AFRAID AND HE KNOWS IT....NIGHTS LIKE THIS ARE JUST COLLECTOR'S ITEMS NOW AND HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY WELL....18 MONTHS AGO LIVERPOOL WERE RAPING REAL MADRID AND NOW THEY'RE REDUCED TO THE SHIT ON SHOW TONIGHT LOL...ANYWAY I'VE BEEN A BIT HARSH ON GERRARD AND LIVERPOOL MY MAIN ANNOYANCES WERE BOTH COMMENTATORS...THE CO-COMMENTATOR WAS TELLING US HOW GERRARD INFLUENCED THIS MATCH IN NAPOLI'S HALF AND NOT LIVERPOOL'S HALF AND HOW HE TURNED THE GAME AROUND IN NAPOLI'S HALF...SOME OF THE WORST COMMENTATING I'VE EVER HAD TO ENDURE OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO INFLUENCE THE GAME IN NAPOLI'S HALF YOU STUPID FUCKING WANKER I REALLY HOPE SOME OF YOU SHARED MY PAIN TONIGHT. |
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| DaG | Nov 4 2010, 10:20 PM Post #2 |
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Top Button Wanker
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I'll assume Gerrard was world class... |
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https://twitter.com/mediocentroEN | |
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| AntMcfc | Nov 4 2010, 10:20 PM Post #3 |
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POTY
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SO TRUE
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| Scholes | Nov 4 2010, 10:21 PM Post #4 |
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He did one good thing all second half mate and it came in the 90th minute. |
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| AntMcfc | Nov 4 2010, 10:22 PM Post #5 |
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POTY
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The 3rd goal was a very nice finish. |
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| Scholes | Nov 4 2010, 10:36 PM Post #6 |
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He wouldn't have chipped that if he didnt score two shit goals beforehand. Totally confidence inspired. |
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| rollingstone | Nov 5 2010, 08:31 AM Post #7 |
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Viru
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| Artrun | Nov 7 2010, 01:22 AM Post #8 |
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Francesco
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Literally the best post I've read from you in about 6 months scholes, fantastic. I watched this game with a bona fide italian and was quite naturally supporting Napoli as was he, and we were both sickened by the exact things you mention here like SOCK pulling up WTF?! Did anyone see that poor bald kid playing on their left wing, name beginning with 'S' he put in the worst performance of a professional footballer I have seen for a long while. |
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| paddypower | Nov 7 2010, 01:30 AM Post #9 |
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Pacheco
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Might have something to do with him playing from the right. |
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| Crouchy | Nov 7 2010, 01:31 AM Post #10 |
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Death By Football
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and not being a winger |
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| Artrun | Nov 7 2010, 01:33 AM Post #11 |
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What was his name poor bloke? I genuinely felt sorry for him he looked so forlorn and out of his depth
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| Crouchy | Nov 7 2010, 01:35 AM Post #12 |
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Death By Football
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Shelvey he is a class young player and will be a big star, no doubnts whatsoever he shouldnt be anywhere near a wing |
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| paddypower | Nov 7 2010, 01:37 AM Post #13 |
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Pacheco
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He's 17. |
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| Crouchy | Nov 7 2010, 01:39 AM Post #14 |
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Death By Football
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Pretty sure he is 18 now but makes no difference artrun had a disaster, its over now
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| rollingstone | Nov 7 2010, 01:40 AM Post #15 |
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Viru
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I rate him, looks an intelligent footballer. |
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