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Who has the best/worst average goal brilliance of all strikers?
Topic Started: Aug 24 2010, 02:57 AM (130 Views)
Scholes
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If you average out the brilliance of all of Thierry Henry's goals, I think he comes first. Forget his wonderstrikes, his standard goal consists of good movement, power, pace and dribbling combined to beat a man/men, and then a trademark finish.

Worst has to be someone like Carlos Tevez. Bloody hell he is alive in the box but I am sick of his shit arse goals.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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Torres scores some pretty tasty goals.

Oi Ant can you send me the link for that Ronaldo vid again? I didn't get all the way through it the first time.
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Best - Borriello, the lad's always scoring wondergoals.
Worst - Tevez isn't a bad shout but he has scored a lot of good goals. His first at Stamford Bridge last season was so funny though. Raul scores a lot of shit goals too.
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Berbatov's goals are usually of an excellent calibre. Rooney now scores loads of shitty goals but his array of incredible strikes from the days when he still had his crafty genius about him probably even it out.
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Scholes
Aug 24 2010, 02:57 AM
Worst has to be someone like Carlos Tevez.
:hysterics: let it go ffs

r9 goal brilliance averages out higher than henry imo, but its pretty close. the worst would probably be a player who relies on aerial presence
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Henry i think has the best goals, slightly better then R9 for me, TH14 scored top goals in all styles, on numerous occasions he scored from long-distance shots, ran past 4 or 5 players and scored and scored with a beautiful touch or flick.

As far as absolute top strikers go, RVN has the worst collection of goals imo
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Nah, RVN does not.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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Wiltord scored so many classy goals. Bendtner scores some trashy ones.
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Not RVN for me. I refrained from selecting players like Inzaghi and RVN because their goals are an artform in themselves, much more to them than meets the eye.
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RVN, Cantona, Shearer, Bergkamp, and Henry are the best for me...

Raul, Adriano, and Tevez = the worst...
Edited by MattyCantona, Aug 24 2010, 02:16 PM.
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Mr. LVG, this is Ed. Ed's the winner for our Key103 'Meet Van Gaal' competition.
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Lol no way Adriano is right up there with the best his piledriver left foot left keepers with no chance time and time again, he scored so many beauties and I can barely remember him scoring no more scrappy goals than the average striker.
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Pele scored some shit goals judging by the videos i've seen.
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Gerd Muller, tap ins.
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