Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to LiquidFootball. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Reading can fuck off
Topic Started: Jan 13 2010, 07:59 PM (962 Views)
PsychoStu
Member Avatar
Drunken Mess
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
This whole thread has me in stitches.
WARNING!
Above comment(s) may contain traces of sarcasm, humor and/or personal opinion. These comments may likely not reflect the views of the reader or their affiliates. Reader discretion is advised.

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
reebokmecca
Member Avatar
Belief. Passion. England.
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
elcule
Jan 14 2010, 01:03 AM
elcule
Jan 14 2010, 01:01 AM
Scholes
Jan 14 2010, 12:58 AM
Dictionary.com's definition of a cheat:

a person who acts dishonestly, deceives, or defrauds: He is a cheat and a liar.
a fraud; swindle; deception: The game was a cheat.
Law. the fraudulent obtaining of another's property by a pretense or trick.
an impostor: The man who passed as an earl was a cheat.
Why not include the rest mate?

–verb (used with object)
1. to defraud; swindle: He cheated her out of her inheritance.
2. to deceive; influence by fraud: He cheated us into believing him a hero.
3. to elude; deprive of something expected: He cheated the law by suicide.
–verb (used without object)
4. to practice fraud or deceit: She cheats without regrets.
5. to violate rules or regulations: He cheats at cards.
6. to take an examination or test in a dishonest way, as by improper access to answers.
7. Informal. to be sexually unfaithful (often fol. by on): Her husband knew she had been cheating all along. He cheated on his wife.
The first one could apply as well, with Keane cheating the Man City bloke (Harland?) out of his career.
why? keane injured the right knee, Haaland retired because of injuries to his left knee
Edited by reebokmecca, Jan 15 2010, 12:46 PM.
Posted ImagePosted Image

"Ashley Young didn't have time to play long balls when he was taking their left-back Gael Clichy to the cleaners." Martin O'Neill
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
PsychoStu
Member Avatar
Drunken Mess
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
reebokmecca
Jan 15 2010, 12:45 PM
elcule
Jan 14 2010, 01:03 AM
elcule
Jan 14 2010, 01:01 AM
Scholes
Jan 14 2010, 12:58 AM
Dictionary.com's definition of a cheat:

a person who acts dishonestly, deceives, or defrauds: He is a cheat and a liar.
a fraud; swindle; deception: The game was a cheat.
Law. the fraudulent obtaining of another's property by a pretense or trick.
an impostor: The man who passed as an earl was a cheat.
Why not include the rest mate?

–verb (used with object)
1. to defraud; swindle: He cheated her out of her inheritance.
2. to deceive; influence by fraud: He cheated us into believing him a hero.
3. to elude; deprive of something expected: He cheated the law by suicide.
–verb (used without object)
4. to practice fraud or deceit: She cheats without regrets.
5. to violate rules or regulations: He cheats at cards.
6. to take an examination or test in a dishonest way, as by improper access to answers.
7. Informal. to be sexually unfaithful (often fol. by on): Her husband knew she had been cheating all along. He cheated on his wife.
The first one could apply as well, with Keane cheating the Man City bloke (Harland?) out of his career.
why? keane injured the right knee, Haaland retired because of injuries to his left knee
Tis true but that tackle was still outrageously bad.
WARNING!
Above comment(s) may contain traces of sarcasm, humor and/or personal opinion. These comments may likely not reflect the views of the reader or their affiliates. Reader discretion is advised.

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AntMcfc
Member Avatar
POTY
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
His left knee was probably weakened by being so reliant on it due to his injury to the right knee.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
reebokmecca
Member Avatar
Belief. Passion. England.
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
AntMcfc
Jan 15 2010, 12:50 PM
His left knee was probably weakened by being so reliant on it due to his injury to the right knee.
doubt it. Haaland was playing again a week after the tackle
Posted ImagePosted Image

"Ashley Young didn't have time to play long balls when he was taking their left-back Gael Clichy to the cleaners." Martin O'Neill
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
reebokmecca
Member Avatar
Belief. Passion. England.
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
PsychoStu
Jan 15 2010, 12:49 PM
reebokmecca
Jan 15 2010, 12:45 PM
elcule
Jan 14 2010, 01:03 AM
elcule
Jan 14 2010, 01:01 AM
Scholes
Jan 14 2010, 12:58 AM
Dictionary.com's definition of a cheat:

a person who acts dishonestly, deceives, or defrauds: He is a cheat and a liar.
a fraud; swindle; deception: The game was a cheat.
Law. the fraudulent obtaining of another's property by a pretense or trick.
an impostor: The man who passed as an earl was a cheat.
Why not include the rest mate?

–verb (used with object)
1. to defraud; swindle: He cheated her out of her inheritance.
2. to deceive; influence by fraud: He cheated us into believing him a hero.
3. to elude; deprive of something expected: He cheated the law by suicide.
–verb (used without object)
4. to practice fraud or deceit: She cheats without regrets.
5. to violate rules or regulations: He cheats at cards.
6. to take an examination or test in a dishonest way, as by improper access to answers.
7. Informal. to be sexually unfaithful (often fol. by on): Her husband knew she had been cheating all along. He cheated on his wife.
The first one could apply as well, with Keane cheating the Man City bloke (Harland?) out of his career.
why? keane injured the right knee, Haaland retired because of injuries to his left knee
Tis true but that tackle was still outrageously bad.
yeh it was a sick challenge. could of been a lot worse
Posted ImagePosted Image

"Ashley Young didn't have time to play long balls when he was taking their left-back Gael Clichy to the cleaners." Martin O'Neill
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
7seven7
Member Avatar
Dirk Kuyt
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Cleary you don't fuck with Roy Keane! It was a horrific tackle though, the sort that should never be condoned.
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
ZetaBoards gives you all the tools to create a successful discussion community.
Learn More · Sign-up for Free
« Previous Topic · General Football · Next Topic »
Add Reply