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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 17 2009, 11:24 PM (3,526 Views) | |
| Scholes | Aug 20 2009, 12:03 AM Post #46 |
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Vermaelen once won a game of naughts and crosses, in two moves. |
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| DaG | Aug 20 2009, 12:04 AM Post #47 |
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Wrong. Your joke was shit because Vermaelen is never wrong. Jog on son. |
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| Scholes | Aug 20 2009, 12:05 AM Post #48 |
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Never implied he was ever wrong. |
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| DaG | Aug 20 2009, 12:07 AM Post #49 |
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It actually goes Vermaelen won a game of connect 4 in 3 moves. |
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| Scholes | Aug 20 2009, 12:11 AM Post #50 |
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That was posted earlier and that's where I got the idea from. |
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| Alfie | Aug 20 2009, 12:14 AM Post #51 |
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GGG
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Vermaelen once won a chess game with just the king. |
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| Alfie | Aug 20 2009, 12:15 AM Post #52 |
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GGG
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Fail
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| Scholes | Aug 20 2009, 12:19 AM Post #53 |
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Vermaelen once viewed this thread and didn't laugh. |
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| DaG | Aug 20 2009, 12:37 AM Post #54 |
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Vermaeln got a chick to fuck Scholes. |
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| Alfie | Aug 20 2009, 12:43 AM Post #55 |
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GGG
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muhahaha thats quality! |
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| Scholes | Aug 20 2009, 01:01 AM Post #56 |
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Your post would be too if it was sarcasm. |
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| Sphinx^ | Aug 20 2009, 01:11 PM Post #57 |
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vermaelen doesnt play by the rules.... he makes the rules... |
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| DaG | Aug 20 2009, 04:10 PM Post #58 |
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After the Celtic game, Vermaelen said "I am so hungry, I could eat a horse". He lied. He ate four. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic did not in fact hit an Iceberg. It drove into Thomas Vermealen while he was doing the backstroke in the Atlantic ocean. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Thomas Vermaelen glare will liquefy your kidneys. Thomas Vermaelen sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Not everyone that gets in Vermaelen's way gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts. Thomas Vermaelen has a word for a person he puts into a coma,that word is "lucky". The Ghostbusters call Thomas Vermaelen. Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Thomas Vermaelen. Death once had a near-Thomas-Vermaelen experience. Thomas Vermaelen secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. Thomas Vermaelen's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Thomas Vermaelen. |
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| Alfie | Aug 20 2009, 05:27 PM Post #59 |
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GGG
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it must be funny if you thought it wasnt |
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| moley | Aug 20 2009, 05:38 PM Post #60 |
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Keizer Keisuke
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old just with a different player |
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