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Thomas Vermaelen
Topic Started: Aug 17 2009, 11:24 PM (3,527 Views)
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potential legend fingers crossed

(waits for the 'only played 2 games ffs' brigade)
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Scholes
Aug 19 2009, 04:59 PM
These tag line jokes are fucking awful, I think Cockney only posted it for effect but Wrighty actually finds them funny. They are horrific and horrifically cheesey, just embarrassing to read.
they are funny on big screens at rock festivals, but in the real world they are not as funny
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Alfie
Aug 19 2009, 06:35 PM
potential legend fingers crossed

(waits for the 'only played 2 games ffs' brigade)
hes only played 2 games ffs :thumbsup:
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Aug 19 2009, 06:38 PM
Alfie
Aug 19 2009, 06:35 PM
potential legend fingers crossed

(waits for the 'only played 2 games ffs' brigade)
hes only played 2 games ffs :thumbsup:
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It's true though, you hadn't a scooby-doo about him before he joined Arsenal and after two competitive games, Everton and Celtic, you're getting carried away. Wrighty was wanking off Djourou last season and look what happened there, I urge caution.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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Scholes
Aug 19 2009, 06:47 PM
Wrighty was wanking off Djourou last season and look what happened there, I urge caution.
Vermaelen is completely different to Djourou.
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hes got you there scholes
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Aug 19 2009, 08:00 PM
hes got you there scholes
No he hasn't, wtf are you on about, what type of player they are is meaningless to the point I'm making.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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vermaelen is more a complete than djourou and theres less to go wrong with him cos hes better than any arsenal defender ever..... duh :P
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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Vermaelen can piss his name into concrete.

Vermaelen counted to infinity - twice.

Vermaelen once won a game of connect-four, in three moves.

Vermaelen can slam revolving doors.

Vermaelen is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Vermaelen
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Aug 19 2009, 10:07 PM
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Vermaelen can piss his name into concrete.

Vermaelen counted to infinity - twice.

Vermaelen once won a game of connect-four, in three moves.

Vermaelen can slam revolving doors.

Vermaelen is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Vermaelen
these are making awesome FB statuses :thumbsup: :cheers:
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Vermaelen can kill 2 stones with one bird.
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Vermaelen can make a right with two wrongs.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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Scholes
Aug 19 2009, 11:59 PM
Vermaelen can make a right with two wrongs.
OMG OMG WHAT A FUCKING EPIC FAIL AT A CHUCK NORRIS JOKE YOURE A DISGRACE SCHOLES :hysterics: :hysterics: :hysterics:
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That was the point mate, I know it's shit but it's exactly the same as the las one you posted, shit, very shit.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

AntMcfc
 
Greatest ownage machine: Scholes. Absolute animal when he was a regular poster, I always knew I was in the right when he was backing me up, and I couldn't wait to read a topic that he was posting in because I knew he'd be tearing someone apart
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