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Thomas Vermaelen
Topic Started: Aug 17 2009, 11:24 PM (3,528 Views)
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I bet Drogba batters Verm.
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I bet Drogba will be crocked by then.
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Aug 19 2009, 04:11 PM
Except Cana is shit.
Outer Space only exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Lorik Cana.


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These tag line jokes are fucking awful, I think Cockney only posted it for effect but Wrighty actually finds them funny. They are horrific and horrifically cheesey, just embarrassing to read.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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Greatest ownage machine: Scholes. Absolute animal when he was a regular poster, I always knew I was in the right when he was backing me up, and I couldn't wait to read a topic that he was posting in because I knew he'd be tearing someone apart
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Scholes
Aug 19 2009, 04:59 PM
These tag line jokes are fucking awful, I think Cockney only posted it for effect but Wrighty actually finds them funny. They are horrific and horrifically cheesey, just embarrassing to read.
They are fucking immense. "Mr.T once beat a wall at Tennis." . "You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you"
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You're just an idiot Scholes. You can't understand proper humor.

And they aren't tag lines, their called Chuck Norris jokes you geriatric fuck.
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"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control." :hysterics:

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."

" Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

"Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson."

"If you laid out all of Mr. T's gold chains end to end, he would kick your sorry ass. "

"While filming Rocky III, Mr. T punched Sylvester Stallone so hard Sly spoke clearly for a week."


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Scholes
Aug 19 2009, 04:59 PM
These tag line jokes are fucking awful, I think Cockney only posted it for effect but Wrighty actually finds them funny. They are horrific and horrifically cheesey, just embarrassing to read.
are you insane, there hilarious! :cheers:
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Aug 19 2009, 05:05 PM
"While filming Rocky III, Mr. T punched Sylvester Stallone so hard Sly spoke clearly for a week."


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Aug 19 2009, 05:02 PM
You're just an idiot Scholes. You can't understand proper humor.

And they aren't tag lines, their called Chuck Norris jokes you geriatric fuck.
"Wrighty doesn't like pets, but if he did. He'd name it Scholes" :cheers:
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why do people take the mick out of Chuck?
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:lol:
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love the guy. going to give us 3/4 seasons, then around 27 he will admit is lifelong desire to play for a different team and he'll swan off :(
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Nah, he's here for the long haul.
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