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| Tweet Topic Started: May 15 2009, 02:27 PM (88 Views) | |
| PsychoStu | May 15 2009, 02:27 PM Post #1 |
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Drunken Mess
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David James The England goalkeeper once pulled a muscle in his back when reaching for the television remote control. The keen angler also tweaked his shoulder when trying to land a monster carp. David Batty The former Leeds and Blackburn midfielder managed to re-injure his achilles tendon when he was run over by his toddler on a tricycle. Kevin Kyle The Kilmarnock striker spent a night in hospital in 2006 when his eight-month-old son kicked a jug of boiling water over his crotch. Darius Vassell The then Aston Villa striker missed several games after he drilled through his toe nail with a home power drill thinking it would relieve the pressure on a swollen toe. The attempt at DIY surgery succeeded only in giving the toe an infection which required medical attention. Leroy Lita The England Under-21 international damaged a muscle while stretching after he woke up. Alan Mullery The England star missed the 1964 tour of South America after injuring his back while brushing his teeth. Svein Grondalen The Norway defender had to withdraw from an international during the 1970s after colliding with a moose while out jogging. Alan Wright The diminutive former Aston Villa full-back strained his knee by stretching to reach the accelerator in his new Ferrari. He subsequently swapped the sports car for a Rover 416. Kasey Keller The American international knocked out his front teeth while pulling his golf clubs out of the boot of his car. Chic Brodie The Brentford goalkeeper's career came to an abrupt end in October 1970 when he collided with a dog which had run on to the pitch. Brodie shattered his kneecap. The dog got the ball. "The dog might have been a small one, but it just happened to be a solid one," he reflected. |
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| ManYou | May 15 2009, 02:30 PM Post #2 |
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Thierry Henry
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| moley | May 15 2009, 02:32 PM Post #3 |
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Keizer Keisuke
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sheep me Vassell is one stupid bitch. |
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| Fluke | May 15 2009, 02:39 PM Post #4 |
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COYS!
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That's what I was thinking. I think he must have been drilling through a cast on his foot. Because to drill through a toe nail trying to relieve pressure doesn't make much sense. If he was just trying to drill through his toe nail then he is one crazy man. |
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| GunnerBoy | May 15 2009, 03:10 PM Post #5 |
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Prediction & Scorers Double 13/14
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david batty's injury hahahah
Edited by GunnerBoy, May 15 2009, 03:12 PM.
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"3-0, easy win. I'll quit the forum if we lose, we're not Arsenal mate we sort our business." Ant on the FA Cup final 15/4/2013
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| PsychoStu | May 15 2009, 03:11 PM Post #6 |
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I laughed at Kevin Kyle and i cant believe how retarded Vassell is! |
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| I BOW TO RAIDZ | May 15 2009, 03:13 PM Post #7 |
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living la vida loca
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| PsychoStu | May 15 2009, 03:19 PM Post #8 |
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I cant understand how he thought that would work. Some people have no common sense whatsoever. |
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| AntMcfc | May 15 2009, 03:30 PM Post #9 |
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POTY
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Two I remember which stick out in my mind. Santi Canizares, in the build up to the 2002 world cup, dropped a bottle of aftershave on his foot and broke a bone in his foot. And Robbie Savage a year or two ago fell over his dog when walking it and got some kind of injury lol. |
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| Homer | May 15 2009, 04:23 PM Post #10 |
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I am the King
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Alan Mullery The England star missed the 1964 tour of South America after injuring his back while brushing his teeth.
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