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Frank Lampard: Chelsea Were Great In Barcelona
Topic Started: May 3 2009, 03:27 PM (2,733 Views)
Scholes
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If you didn't watch the vid I'd recommend it, Shay Given with a textbook clearance.

PS. Blame Homer.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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Ahem.

Your score was 28 out of 30. That is an excellent score—you would have a very strong chance of passing the Mensa test and joining Mensa.
Please note that the Mensa Workout is NOT the official Mensa test, and your score will not qualify or disqualify you for membership.
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"If I go to Anfield and someone puts the ball into the box and Carragher hammers it out of play the fans applaud. At Camp Nou you would never be applauded for that." - Xavi
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Did you get the scrambled word questions? I gave up after 30 seconds.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

AntMcfc
 
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elcule
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I got the parachute one, more luck than anything - spent ages on it though, the other one i had no fucking clue, i wouldn't have got it anyway, i've never heard of a Banalite lol!?

I got that and the second question wrong, and I still don't understand why with the latter :greatpost:
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Lets count how many times Elcule says 'former' and 'latter' in 24 hours...
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Lol, fvck off ergo boy :tongue:
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Touché.
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What was the parachute question?

I'll go check the second question...

2. If two typists can type two pages in two minutes, how many typists will it take to type 18 pages in six minutes?

Two typists typing 2 pages in two minutes, means that one typist can type 1 page in two minutes, and hence, 3 pages in six minutes.

Therefore, 6 * 3 = 18, so 6 typists are required.
Scholes
 

Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

AntMcfc
 
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Oh, i put three; i got the logic ie. 1 typist/page/min, but i think i must have got my 6's and 3's mixed up. Grr. Sitter.

Parachute was unscrambling the letters to form the word P-A-R-A-C-H-U-T-E.
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Oh, I couldn't be fuked with that. I bet I got all the maths questions right...the rectangle one would've been easy had I been doing it on paper...I rushed it so not sure if my estimation of 25 was correct.

What is a Potato likened to?
Scholes
 

Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

AntMcfc
 
Greatest ownage machine: Scholes. Absolute animal when he was a regular poster, I always knew I was in the right when he was backing me up, and I couldn't wait to read a topic that he was posting in because I knew he'd be tearing someone apart
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Radish...
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Blame me for what?
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I did an IQ test a while back and scored 149. I knew I was intelligent but didn't realise I was that intelligent.

That, together with my awesome looks and way-above-average-sized-penis makes me kind of a big deal.
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