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| The 10 biggest dicks in the premierleague | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 2 2009, 12:46 AM (115 Views) | |
| Homer | May 2 2009, 12:46 AM Post #1 |
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I am the King
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![]() 10. Sam Allardyce Blackburn’s manager, aka “Big Sam”, qualifies for this list for several reasons: 1) Rampant ego. Thought he was good enough to manage England. Funny, that. 2) Encourages teams to play crap, long-ball football. 3) Sucks up to buddy Alex Ferguson, all the time. Example: his recent attack on Rafa Benitez. 4) He likes El-Hadji Diouf. 5) He’s a dick. 9. Jimmy Bullard A surprise entry perhaps, but Bullard has gone from cult hero to dick in one easy transfer move. Fulham fans loved him, as Wigan and Peterborough fans did before that, but then he went and spoiled it all by leaving west London for Hull, and simply for more cash. Cue a karmic, season-ending injury. 8. Marlon King King has been bailed to appear at Southwark Crown Court on 14 May after being charged with attacking a woman in a London nightclub in December 2008. King, who is currently on loan at doomed Middlesbrough, was charged with sexual assault of a 20-year-old woman, with a bonus charge of ABH. Oh, and he’s a shit striker. 7. Mike Riley Riley once sent off Reading’s mascot, Kingsley the Lion. This is a man who was bullied at school, we guess. Plus he looks like Squidward Tentacles, the sulky squid from Spongebob Squarepants. 6. Ashley Cole Once a dick, always a dick. 5. Rafa Benitez As much as some of the British Premier League managers gang up on Rafa, he doesn’t help himself by acting like a paranoid control freak. 4. Rio Ferdinand Braaaaaap. Clearly, Merkman thinks of himself as some sort of hip-hop style mogul, or “player”. We all think of him as a bit of an arrogant dick who never stops going on about his Peckham roots. 3. Nicklas Bendtner Mr Anorak has never met Bendtner, but any player who can make Robin van Persie seem likeable and charming must be doing something very wrong. And don’t forget those pink boots: 2. Phil Brown Hull’s permatanned knobhead of a manager learned a lot from another man on this list, namely Sam Allardyce. Specifically, Brown learned how to a) wear a call-centre headset, and b) act like a chippy northern dick. 1. Cristiano Ronaldo Predictable maybe, but we’re not about to choose someone else just to be different. So many reasons why C-Ron is No.1 but this photo sums it up nicely. ![]() |
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| ManYou | May 2 2009, 12:51 AM Post #2 |
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Thierry Henry
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![]() I remember that program before the WC with Rio: "You've been merked"
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| Vardy’s Mum | May 2 2009, 03:39 AM Post #3 |
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I'll tear your throat out
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| Homer | May 2 2009, 02:38 PM Post #4 |
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I would have had Howard Webb as no.1 |
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| Phil | May 2 2009, 09:39 PM Post #5 |
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YNWA
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Howard Webb Mike Riley Rob Styles Gary Neville Craig Fagan Caleb Folan Phil Brown Sam Alladyce Wiliam Gallas Bosingwa |
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| AntMcfc | May 2 2009, 09:40 PM Post #6 |
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POTY
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I feared the worst upon reading the thread title... |
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| Homer | May 3 2009, 12:38 AM Post #7 |
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I am the King
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Lol |
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| GoonerPaul | May 3 2009, 01:11 AM Post #8 |
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Carlton Cole
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Yeah where the fvck is Howard Webb? |
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