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Topic Started: Mar 12 2009, 07:17 PM (182 Views)
Phil
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Write a sentence about these random players past and present....

Neville Southall-
Jamie Redknapp-
Martin Laursen-
Steven Taylor-
JOhn Obi Mikel-
Michael Carrick-
Nicky Shorey-
Luke Young-
George Weah-
Simao-
Ricardo Quaresma-
Brad Friedel-
Gabby Agbonlahor-
Albert Riera-
Jimmy Bullard-
Andy Johnson-
Alexandre Pato-
Maxi Rodgriguez-
Jesus Navas-
Guti-
Carlos Puyol-
Juan Riquelme-
Sylvain Wiltord-
Dennis Irwin-
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Vardy’s Mum
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I'll tear your throat out
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Neville Southall- Fat disfigured sheep shagger with shit tash
Jamie Redknapp- Jamie Dedkrapp
Martin Laursen- Good defender for a poor team
Steven Taylor- Gash
JOhn Obi Mikel- Rough as a bear's arse, crab passer
Michael Carrick- Much improved since he learned to stop playing scoop passes all the time
Nicky Shorey- Nothing to say about this loser
Luke Young- See above
George Weah- Absolute legend, true entertainer
Simao- Good winger but never top top class
Ricardo Quaresma- Should have been born with no instep.
Brad Friedel- Top keeper, but is now a knobhead
Gabby Agbonlahor- Nothing to say about this loser, other than he shouldn't be so good in the air in fifa.
Albert Riera- Hmm. Looks better at Liverpool but not great decision making.
Jimmy Bullard- Top bloke, but hideous to look at
Andy Johnson- Little twat lost his composure in front of goal
Alexandre Pato- Top talent
Maxi Rodgriguez- Medium
Jesus Navas- Fancy with little substance
Guti- More ups and downs than a rollercoaster
Carlos Puyol- overrated
Juan Riquelme- Needs an eternity on the ball but can be devastating if he gets it
Sylvain Wiltord- Mr reliability, pops up when needed but not a great footballer.
Dennis Irwin- Wedge headed legend
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Phil
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Lol nice one triggle
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Neville Southall-Fat.
Jamie Redknapp- Exciteable.
Martin Laursen- Good.
Steven Taylor- Liability.
JOhn Obi Mikel- Haha.
Michael Carrick- Overrated passing, underrated defensive capabilities.
Nicky Shorey- Reading.
Luke Young- Captained Charlton...always looks hurried.
George Weah- Great goal.
Simao- Good.
Ricardo Quaresma- Nice trademark.
Brad Friedel- Leg.
Gabby Agbonlahor- Smile.
Albert Riera- Good dribbler.
Jimmy Bullard- Funny bloke.
Andy Johnson- Diver....worth a third of what Fulham paid for him.
Alexandre Pato- Fast.
Maxi Rodgriguez- Yep.
Jesus Navas- Jesus.
Guti- Good player down the years......
Carlos Puyol- Quality defender down the years.
Juan Riquelme- Good player for Argentina and Villareal.
Sylvain Wiltord- Good player, but warmed the bench a lot.
Dennis Irwin- Dependable, brilliant.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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Phil
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to say the word "Brilliant" for dennis irwin , and just "Yep" for maxi rodgriguez highlights your biasism
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Or that he doesn't know enough about him to comment?
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Phil
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then he has limited football knowledge
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Martin laursen - good defender for a poor team? How can you call a team in 4th place in the premier league poor?
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because he is jelous of your position mate
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I'll tear your throat out
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phil16
Mar 12 2009, 08:32 PM
because he is jelous of your position mate
:thumbsup: Phil got it spot on. I don't like jumpy little upstart leprichorns threatening my fantastic team's position in the league.
Edited by Vardy’s Mum, Mar 12 2009, 08:34 PM.
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Scholes
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phil16
Mar 12 2009, 08:30 PM
then he has limited football knowledge
Plays for Argentina and Athletico but not in the same mould as Dennis.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

AntMcfc
 
Greatest ownage machine: Scholes. Absolute animal when he was a regular poster, I always knew I was in the right when he was backing me up, and I couldn't wait to read a topic that he was posting in because I knew he'd be tearing someone apart
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Phil
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$chole$
Mar 12 2009, 08:36 PM
phil16
Mar 12 2009, 08:30 PM
then he has limited football knowledge
Plays for Argentina and Athletico but not in the same mould as Dennis.
:hysterics: good joke
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trigglebeef
Mar 12 2009, 08:34 PM
phil16
Mar 12 2009, 08:32 PM
because he is jelous of your position mate
:thumbsup: Phil got it spot on. I don't like jumpy little upstart leprichorns threatening my fantastic team's position in the league.
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Neville Southall-one of the best keepers of the 80s, if he was foreign would have probably been rated best in the world, during his hey days

Jamie Redknapp-a member of liverpools spice boys, lots of ability but rarely used it

Martin Laursen-quality defender, equally potent at attacking and defending

Steven Taylor-has talent, but needs it to be honed properly, could have a good toon career ahead of him

JOhn Obi Mikel-average and doesnt do much for me, a waste of a place on the team

Michael Carrick-underrated, a vital cog in the united machine

Nicky Shorey-reliable and solid

Luke Young-decent without being outstanding

George Weah-was one the worlds elite, but disapeared from the scene as quick as he arrived on it

Simao-great ability, but yet to show it consistantly

Ricardo Quaresma-not seen the best of him yet, maybe he can show what he can do at chelsea

Brad Friedel-should still be at liverpool, head and shoulders above reina

Gabby Agbonlahor-speedy young star with a good career ahead of him

Albert Riera-not been bad at liverpool, but failed miserably at city

Jimmy Bullard-good midfielder, solid reliable(except for his injuries), and a fun personality

Andy Johnson-good for a mid table club, not top class though

Alexandre Pato-not seen enough of him

Maxi Rodgriguez-key player for argentina, often over shadowed by his team mates though

Jesus Navas-not seen enough of him

Guti-possibly the best years are behind him, but a great player for real during his career

Carlos Puyol-not great really, possibly part of barca's weak link, their defense

Juan Riquelme-one of the most talented playmakers in the world

Sylvain Wiltord-always reliable for arsenal, but a twat for scoring that goal at old t :whistle:

Dennis Irwin- mr reliable, one of the best full backs in history, at either left back or right back, a red legend
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Maxi Rodriquez scored one of the WC's greatest ever goals...
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