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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 12 2009, 07:17 PM (182 Views) | |
| Phil | Mar 12 2009, 07:17 PM Post #1 |
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Write a sentence about these random players past and present.... Neville Southall- Jamie Redknapp- Martin Laursen- Steven Taylor- JOhn Obi Mikel- Michael Carrick- Nicky Shorey- Luke Young- George Weah- Simao- Ricardo Quaresma- Brad Friedel- Gabby Agbonlahor- Albert Riera- Jimmy Bullard- Andy Johnson- Alexandre Pato- Maxi Rodgriguez- Jesus Navas- Guti- Carlos Puyol- Juan Riquelme- Sylvain Wiltord- Dennis Irwin- |
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| Vardy’s Mum | Mar 12 2009, 08:06 PM Post #2 |
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I'll tear your throat out
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Neville Southall- Fat disfigured sheep shagger with shit tash Jamie Redknapp- Jamie Dedkrapp Martin Laursen- Good defender for a poor team Steven Taylor- Gash JOhn Obi Mikel- Rough as a bear's arse, crab passer Michael Carrick- Much improved since he learned to stop playing scoop passes all the time Nicky Shorey- Nothing to say about this loser Luke Young- See above George Weah- Absolute legend, true entertainer Simao- Good winger but never top top class Ricardo Quaresma- Should have been born with no instep. Brad Friedel- Top keeper, but is now a knobhead Gabby Agbonlahor- Nothing to say about this loser, other than he shouldn't be so good in the air in fifa. Albert Riera- Hmm. Looks better at Liverpool but not great decision making. Jimmy Bullard- Top bloke, but hideous to look at Andy Johnson- Little twat lost his composure in front of goal Alexandre Pato- Top talent Maxi Rodgriguez- Medium Jesus Navas- Fancy with little substance Guti- More ups and downs than a rollercoaster Carlos Puyol- overrated Juan Riquelme- Needs an eternity on the ball but can be devastating if he gets it Sylvain Wiltord- Mr reliability, pops up when needed but not a great footballer. Dennis Irwin- Wedge headed legend |
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| Phil | Mar 12 2009, 08:16 PM Post #3 |
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Lol nice one triggle |
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| Scholes | Mar 12 2009, 08:19 PM Post #4 |
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Nothing's as it seems
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Neville Southall-Fat. Jamie Redknapp- Exciteable. Martin Laursen- Good. Steven Taylor- Liability. JOhn Obi Mikel- Haha. Michael Carrick- Overrated passing, underrated defensive capabilities. Nicky Shorey- Reading. Luke Young- Captained Charlton...always looks hurried. George Weah- Great goal. Simao- Good. Ricardo Quaresma- Nice trademark. Brad Friedel- Leg. Gabby Agbonlahor- Smile. Albert Riera- Good dribbler. Jimmy Bullard- Funny bloke. Andy Johnson- Diver....worth a third of what Fulham paid for him. Alexandre Pato- Fast. Maxi Rodgriguez- Yep. Jesus Navas- Jesus. Guti- Good player down the years...... Carlos Puyol- Quality defender down the years. Juan Riquelme- Good player for Argentina and Villareal. Sylvain Wiltord- Good player, but warmed the bench a lot. Dennis Irwin- Dependable, brilliant. |
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| Phil | Mar 12 2009, 08:25 PM Post #5 |
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to say the word "Brilliant" for dennis irwin , and just "Yep" for maxi rodgriguez highlights your biasism |
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| erm307 | Mar 12 2009, 08:28 PM Post #6 |
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God
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Or that he doesn't know enough about him to comment? |
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| Phil | Mar 12 2009, 08:30 PM Post #7 |
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then he has limited football knowledge |
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| Cull58 | Mar 12 2009, 08:31 PM Post #8 |
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Paul McGrath
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Martin laursen - good defender for a poor team? How can you call a team in 4th place in the premier league poor? |
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| Phil | Mar 12 2009, 08:32 PM Post #9 |
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because he is jelous of your position mate |
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| Vardy’s Mum | Mar 12 2009, 08:34 PM Post #10 |
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I'll tear your throat out
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Phil got it spot on. I don't like jumpy little upstart leprichorns threatening my fantastic team's position in the league.
Edited by Vardy’s Mum, Mar 12 2009, 08:34 PM.
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| Scholes | Mar 12 2009, 08:36 PM Post #11 |
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Nothing's as it seems
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Plays for Argentina and Athletico but not in the same mould as Dennis. |
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| Phil | Mar 12 2009, 08:37 PM Post #12 |
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good joke
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| Phil | Mar 12 2009, 08:37 PM Post #13 |
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| diego | Mar 12 2009, 10:34 PM Post #14 |
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maradona-footballing genius
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Neville Southall-one of the best keepers of the 80s, if he was foreign would have probably been rated best in the world, during his hey days Jamie Redknapp-a member of liverpools spice boys, lots of ability but rarely used it Martin Laursen-quality defender, equally potent at attacking and defending Steven Taylor-has talent, but needs it to be honed properly, could have a good toon career ahead of him JOhn Obi Mikel-average and doesnt do much for me, a waste of a place on the team Michael Carrick-underrated, a vital cog in the united machine Nicky Shorey-reliable and solid Luke Young-decent without being outstanding George Weah-was one the worlds elite, but disapeared from the scene as quick as he arrived on it Simao-great ability, but yet to show it consistantly Ricardo Quaresma-not seen the best of him yet, maybe he can show what he can do at chelsea Brad Friedel-should still be at liverpool, head and shoulders above reina Gabby Agbonlahor-speedy young star with a good career ahead of him Albert Riera-not been bad at liverpool, but failed miserably at city Jimmy Bullard-good midfielder, solid reliable(except for his injuries), and a fun personality Andy Johnson-good for a mid table club, not top class though Alexandre Pato-not seen enough of him Maxi Rodgriguez-key player for argentina, often over shadowed by his team mates though Jesus Navas-not seen enough of him Guti-possibly the best years are behind him, but a great player for real during his career Carlos Puyol-not great really, possibly part of barca's weak link, their defense Juan Riquelme-one of the most talented playmakers in the world Sylvain Wiltord-always reliable for arsenal, but a twat for scoring that goal at old t Dennis Irwin- mr reliable, one of the best full backs in history, at either left back or right back, a red legend |
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| AntMcfc | Mar 13 2009, 01:37 AM Post #15 |
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POTY
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Maxi Rodriquez scored one of the WC's greatest ever goals... |
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Phil got it spot on. I don't like jumpy little upstart leprichorns threatening my fantastic team's position in the league.
good joke


7:37 PM Jul 11