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Rednapp - I've made a mistake with Keane
Topic Started: Feb 5 2009, 07:23 PM (185 Views)
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Harry Rednapp, the free spending manager of Tottenham, has admitted he has made a mistake in buying back Robbie Keane.

"I looked at the squad and realised we needed a midfielder," he explained. "So when I heard Keane was available, you know, I jumped at the chance."

Unfortunately for the ageing Rednapp, he had not kept his eye on the game as he believed he was buying Roy Keane, the legendary ex Man United tough man, "It's me age you know, what with all the transfer goings on I thought that it was 2009 and not 1999, but that's football."

Spurs are now trying to offload Robbie back to Liverpool although, when questioned, boss Rafa Benitez replied ,"I juss loss my kidney stones no, I no want to replace with Keane oh no."

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Robbie Keane, the ex-Liverpool 'subs-bench warmer', who was transferred back to Tottenham Hotspur yesterday, has been handed the captain's armband on his first day back at the ship, and told that the safety and survival of the crew and passengers is in his hands.

Keane, who left for the busy west coast port last July, waited patiently for his chance to set sail under Commander Benitez, but when it came, he failed to impress sufficiently, and was given his marching orders all the way back to navy high command at White Hart Lane.

No sooner had he arrived back, however, than he was notified by Admiral Redknapp that the vessel had been taking in water, and had started to list badly. It was then that Keane was notified of his promotion.

HMS Spurs had an extremely bad start to the campaign, and not since the year the Titanic sank in 1912 had a crew fared so poorly. Things 'bucked up' temporarily, but have now become so hazardous, that even Mr Defoe has been recalled from his appointment at Portsmouth, in an 'all hands to the pumps' situation.

Should Captain Keane be unable to manage to lead his shambolic and lacklustre crew to safer waters soon, the ship could be sunk as early as the end of March.
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Is it me or is that absolutely shocking beyond comprehension....
Edited by Scholes, Feb 5 2009, 10:43 PM.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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In an amazing press conference at Old Trafford following this morning's training session, Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson raised the bar on Manc - Scouse non relationships.

"Just listen tae this," he told assembled press veterans, as he plugged in a 1980's ghetto blaster, which proceeded to play 'The Anfield Rap', upon which MOTD presenter and vastly overrated midfield centre whatever Alan Hansen allegedly took part.

"Is that no shite?" Sir Alex asked, before continuing:"That Rafa, he's gort some feckin heed on him tae think I'm aboot tae bottle it. He's nothin' but a wee Spanish gobshite. Anfield Rap mae aerse. Noo listen tae this.."

At which point, Sir Alex played 'Fernado' by ABBA, whilst laughing up his sleeve.

"Can ye believe that?" the master of psychological warfare declared. "Rafa's gonnae dae ma heed in, the numpty mother, while he pins his title aspirations on the heed of one relatively inexperienced Spanish striker, Fernando Torres.

"Well whoopy fucking doo.

"It's eighteen apiece guys.

"Live wi it.

"Knocked you arrogant self-pitying bastards right off your fucking perch noo eh?

"Can ye hear the fuckin drums Fernando?"

At which Sir Alex high-fived half of Manchester and walked off sniggering.

More as we get it.
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Feb 5 2009, 07:26 PM
Is it me or is that absolutely shocking behind comprehension....
If true...Jeeeeeeez!
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Feb 5 2009, 07:26 PM
Is it me or is that absolutely shocking behind comprehension....
If true...Jeeeeeeez!
I meant to say 'beyond'...That first joke was so bad that I haven't even read the second one.
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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Feb 5 2009, 07:29 PM
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Feb 5 2009, 07:29 PM
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:hysterics: It should have had him running in, doing his stupid celebration and then leave. Quietly.
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