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Elcule's Attempt At My Quiz
Topic Started: Aug 1 2008, 02:28 PM (289 Views)
Scholes
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1. Glancing Header - a player looking at the ball for a quick moment before heading it

2. Reverse Pass - the way chelsea get the ball forward: lampard back to Cech, and forward to Drogba

3. Half-Volley - where only half the archers fire their longbows

4. Deft Touch - 

5. Guile - moving round the pitch like Gollum

6. Placement - My Uni ran out

7. Dummy - Carrick 

8. The Up-right - the thing that won man u the CL

9. Lofted Pass - Nadal is better than Federer at them

10. Cushion Header - the way an armchair fan celebrates

11. Disguise Pass - a mountain pass hidden to the Persians until a mutant tells them where it is in 300

12. Vision - a trait given to players via specsavers

13. Henry-esque Finish - something Liverpool fans claim Babel does when scoring

14. Ricochet - If you're unlucky on Halo 2


Brilliant :hysterics: :hysterics: :hysterics:
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Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

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Greatest ownage machine: Scholes. Absolute animal when he was a regular poster, I always knew I was in the right when he was backing me up, and I couldn't wait to read a topic that he was posting in because I knew he'd be tearing someone apart
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LMAO :hysterics:
I am soft.
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I couldnt think of anything funny, well, witty, to say about Deft Touch, except maybe bedroom jokes...Anderson... Maybe Ashley Cole...
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elcule
Aug 1 2008, 03:29 PM
I couldnt think of anything funny, well, witty, to say about Deft Touch, except maybe bedroom jokes...Anderson... Maybe Ashley Cole...

Paul O'Grady.
Scholes
 

Seriously, Frank Lampard is an absolute legend of the game. He needs to be recognised in some way eg. Frank Lampard OBE, Sir Frank Lampard or some kind of lifetime achievement award.

AntMcfc
 
Greatest ownage machine: Scholes. Absolute animal when he was a regular poster, I always knew I was in the right when he was backing me up, and I couldn't wait to read a topic that he was posting in because I knew he'd be tearing someone apart
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Max Mosley!
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:greatpost: I think i just wet myself a little bit after reading that!
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Good to hear I am not the only one...
I am soft.
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lol. :cheers:
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